40% of South Africans drop out of school

And other dropout facts from the land that inspired The Lion King.

The 2022 census results are in and out.

Sex and emigration projects have been successful. There are now 62 million South Africans. At 7.2% of the population, Whites were the poorest performers in bed but the most frequent flyers.

There are 1.9 million more women than men. The popularity of soapies and porn tourism, and the number of lesbians, mistresses and polygamous relationships, is expected to increase. The consequences of excess supply will make lobola less profitable.

Less excitement for infrastructure despite South Africa being the globalism Gateway to Africa.

• 40.3% don’t having piped water in their homes.

• 29.2% don’t have a flush toilet connected to a sewerage line.

• 6.1% use wood to cook.

This is not a Government failure but a primal choice - men prefer cooking meat on a fire, drinking beer instead of water, and pissing on trees. Only personal pipes, cheaper alcohol and more trees are needed.

No spin can improve 40% of kids dropping out of school. It’s unsure whether that’s for a career in crime or government welfare, or both. Alone, that failure by drugs and their hardworking, single parent makes the future Shaka Max (like Mad Max but with different accents despite Charlize Theron’s return).

In positive news for foreign neoliberals, the Rand has lost 13% to the dollar the past year, and another local interest hike is expected.

Thankfully, South Africa’s politicians have a plan which they’ll present before next year’s election, in between record-setting riots. Killing as a business will be a good investment. Voting not as much.

The other option is to accept China’s R250-billion proposal to fix rail and energy. It’ll provide temporary work for school dropouts, 10 required for each light bulb change.