Tucker Carlson is King!

This is why my independent self would drink a beer if it were labelled 'Tucker Carlson'.

This is my chance to be unpopular with everyone...

TUCKER CARLSON'S PLAN

Carlson's plan to become the repackaged voice for Conservatism is succeeding. Supporting one side is always more profitable that satisfying the desperate need for fair reporting (what archaic dictionaries define as "journalism").

It's more likely to be fact than cynical that Carlson's ascendancy was strategic.

• Establish his power as a tool for controversial interviewees seeking to reframe themselves in the Western narrative.

• Use that combination to reach his primary targets, the biggest (or perceived biggest) voices in Conservatism.

Even Andrew Tate, in our world gone crazy, was a logical step towards Donald Trump.

GRABBING THE SITUATION BY THE PUSSY

We're expected to forget that Carlson presented Fox Theatre better than anyone else, but now we must hate Fox because Carlson isn't there. Similarly, Carlson vigorously promoted Trump whilst, behind the scenes, thought him a fool.

But celebrity is attractive, so Trump became a willing participant in the charade, wasn't questioned about anything important like his contradictions or why he pardoned criminals instead of whistleblowers like Edward Snowden. The liberals were quick to point out the absence of the covid topic, which is probably why Trump released this video.

Carlson’s ‘interview’ was an agreed-upon advert: Trump was allowed to be repetitive like a child's cartoon that's adored by robots (who don't see irony in spreading memes about robot Democrats).

For some its wilful ignorance, others cognitive dissonance, but that's like saying that a mentally challenged person can't be a moron. Instead, let's grab the situation by the pussy - it's just STUPID.

The clever folk are right-wing pundits pretending to be righteous whilst getting rich or hoping for an appointment in Trump's possible future regime. The 'alt community' needs to savagely weed out the selfseekers so that only great truthseekers remain. However, reality is Carlson being broadcast as a prophet by false worshippers. They all advertise him whilst he doesn't have to do the same, or does something in return for more.

Considering that the show is called 'Tucker on Twitter, Elon Musk deserves credit as an irregularity. For his own fortune and fake freedom of speech campaign, he lies that the Trump interview's been seen over 250 million times, making the slice of popularity pie bigger for all involved.

I HATE HEROES, ONLY LOVE HOMOS

Of course, by now, some readers are labelling me another liberal who hates heroes and loves homos. Just this week, I was sworn at as a "fag" cause I tried to be reasonable in a Ukrainian war comment section (that I normally appreciate). Maybe this is my mini Anthony Oliver moment in a mad world where Glenn Greenwald can go from standing up for Julian Assange to advertising Alex Jones.

It won't matter that I despise Biden far more than Trump, or that I don't believe there's such things as liberals and conservatives anymore. I'm forced into using such descriptions because a divided Public doesn't want to understand that they're getting red-in-the-face over nothingness ideologies, only different marketing plans for people who know how to abuse them.

They'll also have failed to note that the title of this opinion isn't 'Carlson is Clown'. Their mirror opposites will have closed the page as soon as they read 'Tucker is King' [I welcome unsubscribers of either kind].

To our collective detriment, there are too many who think that who shat in Johnny Depp's bed is more important than whose shitting on all of us.

I'm an independent mind so I'm capable of applauding and criticising, based on fact or necessity.

TUCKER CARLSON IS A NECESSITY

I would drink a beer if it were labelled 'Tucker Carlson'.

He's damn good in our dog-eat-dog world. More important than his soft-ball questions and personal motives is that he's presenting the side that hasn't had an equal voice during screaming Western propaganda that discriminates against other countries who don't want to be part of the USA's Military Profit Machine.

Andrew Tate, Devon Archer, Vivek Ramaswamy and others - steps to Donald Trump. Trump, Colonel Douglas MacGregor, Serbian President Aleksander Vucic, and Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán build the stairwell to Putin.

I can stand outside the brainwashing machine and still be hopeful that the next stage in Carlson's plan comes true. It's the nearest I’ll get to my dream of people such as Biden and Putin debating each other (like civilised people would if they believed what they're telling us).

Sinophobic Carlson previously never tackled Orban on China, and the little he said was whitewashed by the Hungarian press office, so he's unlikely to try with Putin. Besides, if Carlson’s to maintain his ascent, he has to be on the side of everybody who hates China.

Nevertheless, I’m a pragmatist and willing to take what we can get. Carlson could help lessen Russophobia, save some Ukrainians, and dim the electricity to those exceptional neocons who think World World 3 is a light bulb idea. Hey, let me grasp for hope in these fucked-up times.

CARLSON'S ULTIMATE DESTINATION?

Tucker Carlson is bigger than Vivek Ramaswamy and Donald Trump. If he interviews Putin, he'll become one of the most well-known faces in the world (and get the popularity that Oliver Stone deserves).

Where Carlson's climbing to, I don't know, but he's getting closer. All he has to do is avoid the coming knives in his chest ('cause the ones in his back never worked).

NOW IS WHAT COUNTS

Although Putin on Twitter is logical, it hasn't happened yet, or never will. What counts is what has. Yesterday is something we can learn from.

No matter which side you think you're on, I encourage you to follow the links to the interviews I mentioned. You can begin with the latest, the intelligent and necessary conversation with Viktor Orbán. If you prefer reading, I’ve posted the transcript.

PS: I do like "homos", but only the good ones, the same way I like heteros, but only the good ones. As for political hair sniffers, pussy grabbers, and practioners of Bernays, FUCK 'EM ALL'.