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Angelina's avatar

Ukraine needs to rent out Blinken's vocals and guitar to earn the money on this circus.

https://twitter.com/OstapYarysh/status/1790454002263482450

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Mike Hampton's avatar

Thanks for the link. Seeing that dick sing really ruined my day. Next thing, there'll be the Freedom Quartet with Matt Miller, John Kirby, and Victoria Nuland.

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Angelina's avatar

Sorry, Mike, but due to the time difference, we, in the US started puking right after Russia and whoever sane are still left in Ukraine....

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Mike Hampton's avatar

Don't bother to fetch a mop. More puking scheduled tomorrow and everyday.

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Darkstar's avatar

Truly the worst 3 chord player I've ever heard.

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Mike Hampton's avatar

But he's playing from his soul :)

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Darkstar's avatar

🤢

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Mark Taylor's avatar

In other words: From a vacuum far, far off in space.

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Mike Hampton's avatar

The distance between our hearts is universes.

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Mark Taylor's avatar

The world becomes more and more of a sick satire comedy by the hour. Seeing Tony Blinkin -- architect and (mis)manager of a bloody war of choice and pusher of a bloody genocide shredding limbs from children -- singing "Rocking To The Free World" is bizarre. And to think he thought that was a really chill thing to do reinforces what we all know about his judgment.

What the hell were those other musicians thinking being seen with such a string-strumming , to-tapping moral midget?

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Mike Hampton's avatar

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's hilarious!”.

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Pete Russell's avatar

Absolutely Blue Bay Asset Management will fund all reconstruction costs… at about 100% interest rate.

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Mike Hampton's avatar

...and agriculture rights, and gas rights, and...

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Darkstar's avatar

I guess the cost of cocaine has went up lately. But we'll send Ukraine the money for sure. We can take it from Social Security and Medicare.

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Mike Hampton's avatar

I'm sure Ukraine has their own supply.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

It's an elegant closed loop: hundreds of billions of dollars for arms manufacturers to destroy everything and then another round of handouts for investment firms to build it up again. Then, if they're lucky, after a few decades rinse and repeat. Destruct, Reconstruct, Kaching!

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Mike Hampton's avatar

Since you know the secret plan, you must be in on it.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

It's how I fund my time on Substack

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Mike Hampton's avatar

Ingenious.

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